I have never wanted a gadget as bad as I want this.

I’m really pulling for Andy at the Australian open. His game is looking so much better with added variety and better ball placement. Let’s go Roddick!

Why you ain’t let ma baby do her hootchie pop

Clarione came by the office today to help make our walls cooler than the already are. Pre-clarione, this is how it looked:

Not too bad eh? With our straight and gay powers combined, I’d say it came out pretty fuckin’ good. Sorry for the perezhilton beauty marks.

So then we added NYC queer to the equation:

Crazy huh? I keep telling this guy he needs to do something with his talent. But hey, if he ain’t using it for himself, might as well use it myself haha… So in return, Holly and I are going to design/build him a portfolio site. Clarione.com. Look out for this guy.

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This bitch is amazing. Wow. Check her out singing “I am Changing” from Letterman.

Meet Cargo. My fabulously lesbian chihuahua. I bought her on puppyfind.com and got a lot of slack for doing so because people thought it was “inhumane” to ship dogs… but to me, it was more important to find a healthy chihuahua with all of her certifications. Sure, maybe she was terrified flying in the cargo area, but the last thing I wanted to do was buy an over-priced chihuahua from a pet store who probably bought their litter from a puppy mill.

And then there were those who said to adopt a chihuahua. At first it sounded like a great idea. But after endless searches, I realized that you’re not going to find a cute chihuahua, at the age you want, in the color you desire when adopting… and I’m gay so that matters.

So here she is, the cutest chihuahua on the block. She might pee on my carpet when I’m not looking but I love the bitch non the less.

It’s been awhile since I’ve been a presence in the world wide web. It feels good to be back though… a little awkward writing to complete strangers… but still feels natural in a sense. I’ve missed writing about my life. It sounds conceited, but it’s good to have a voice and a place where you can read your own voice.  It’s also fun to re-read your thoughts regardless of how stupid you may sound in certain posts.

So yea… here I am. I have no clue as to what the fuck will come out these finger tips of mine. But I think I’m gonna have fun with this and hopefully during your downtime at work… I will have made you feel an emotion.