Paparazzi
by migs
After a night of some light senseless drinking I went to starbucks to get my daily dosage of caffein. As I was standing in line, I noticed how unbelievably trashy I was. I could not only feel the crust on the side of my lips, but every time I blinked, I could feel a delay in my eyelids. Did I really just go to starbucks tore up?
This is how celebrities fuck up. Going into starbucks in the morning looking all to’ up from head to toe with paparazzi all around lol.
So I got my drink, walked out with my oversized sun glasses, head down and all. Luckily for me, I’m not rich. famous. talented. nor do I own any hotels.
No trash sightings of mikee in people this week.
Comments
lol.
oversized sunglasses? Check.
hair a mess? Check.
clothes not necessarily stylish and matching? check? haha.
the infamous mikee beat the papz!
a little crust on the sides of your lips in the morning is better than foamy spit in the corners of your mouth all day long.
i know people like that. it’s gross.