I’ve seriously been smiling for 5 minutes.

The F Word

Driving in my car with my 8-year-old in the back. We’re rocking out to an old Cloud Cult album when a particularly sexual, adult-themed song comes on and I skip it.

“Hey! Why’d you skip that?!”

“Because he sings about some adult stuff and it’s not for you.”

“What does he say?!”

“I can’t tell you.”

“C’mon, just tell me!”

“If I told you then you’d hear it.”

“You can tell me!”

“No.”

“Does he say ‘fart?’ He says ‘fart’ doesn’t he.”

“Yes. He says ‘fart.’”

“I knew it.”

from www.thesneeze.com